godkilsme:

down-with-capitalism:

avvocarlo:

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?

the-macra:

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye